adventures in library-land, part 5.
are people blind or are they just too stupid to read? today, we had to weed out extra copies of movies that we had in order to make room for new ones. now, if we weed them out, and people check out those copies, they just get put back in, thus creating more work and more weeding for us. i decided to put a sign saying “these movies are being weeded out. there are more copies available....
justin: -sipping pop- "this is really good coke."
me: okay, lindsay lohan.
just so you all know.
steak and shake is the most terrifying place on earth.
Mariah Carey is the patron saint and prophet sent to us by Borgoddessa. and the world will end in 2012 when Godga and Ke$hsus return to duke it out with both of them. and all the mortals will tremble in fear. AND I WONT’ KNOW WHO’S SIDE TO PICK! i mean i love the Goddess, i really do. she gave me a fucking snow day. but c’mon - GODGA AND KE$HSUS. it’s a HARD,...
kracklebeest: her champaigne is prolly just rubbing alcohol mixed with club soda tonight’s tumblr posts by me are brought to you by MARIAH CAREY!
buying mariah carey’s champagne = showing everyone how rich you truly are.
me: if justin doesn’t marry me and you dont find your soulmate at 23, wanna become housewife divas together? jeremy: lmfao sure thing, and if we dont find love after that and leahs still single i have to keep our promise and marry her xD me: thats fine, shes cute and i’m into polygamy
i’m going to propose to Justin with a candy underwear set.
it's a great feeling
listening to those old pop albums you loved as a child. jump5, a*teens, britney, christina.<3
i pray to you in all that is holy and boar-like… please, put all this snow to good use and give us a snow day tomorrow. i sing chants of dishwasher tablets and that one bitch when i was 7. i praise you by running through moss on high heels. hear me, o beautiful and wonderous Goddess. amen.
i'm a mess.
ONE THIRD of all my tumblr posts EVER are from THIS MONTH!
adventures in library-land, part 4.
i nearly destroyed the entire goddamn place today by running into the bookshelves with a giant book.
harry potter fanpages are NOT really hogwarts. stop telling everyone how you’ll see them “around the common room.”
things i've cracked up at today;
t-shirts quoting Ironic by Alanis Morrissette the fact that the mom in Mean Girls is named Betsy - “Betsy in Africa” my friend’s notebook attempting to take off my pants and belt someone in the hallway shouting “LICK MY DONUT!” Holly’s impression of Mr. Young reminiscing with Mel about mongolian barbecue it’s already been a great, great day.
by the way,
july to december of 2009 was the best period of time in my life. i miss it so.
me: gnight mufflebag jeremy: gnight mufasa
i love auto-tune.
it allows me to truly become the talentless pop star i aspire to be.
adventures in library-land, part 3.
why do overly effeminate gay men always hit on me? today, i was putting movies away, since i was assigned to that area. and all of a sudden, this boy just comes to where i’m working, and says hi. i, being nice, just go “hey” back, and go back to work. so he ends up telling me that i’m cute, and then he says “i’d love to suck your dick.” i kid. you. not.
she is so. damn. sexy. in this video.
here we are, midair off of the cliff staring down at the end again, but then again maybe we’re finally on the road that’s heading away from all your complaining of hearing the same song but baby we’ll hear it when i’m gone it’s time to turn on the last song the last song what if you wasted love, and our love in time disappeared? and the sad song ends up being the last...
Most dangerous thing in the world?
i have the chance.
i’ve been wishing to do this for a long time. i have the chance to get away from this area, completely. i have the chance to escape from euclid. i have the chance to do what i’ve always wanted to do. i have the chance to broaden my horizons, get new life experiences, and learn. i have the chance to go to california. and now, i don’t know what to do.
me: brb gonna go make some hot chocolate justin: alright … 5 minutes later … me: k me: mmmmm caramel chocolate justin: that sounds lovely me: you sound lovely me: i’d love you all hot and dripping in chocolate and caramel justin: ewwwwwwwww justin: for real? me: no ahaha justin: ok thank god, i would hate that me: well one out of three justin: i hope it’s the first :p me:...
me: “hey” “WHAT THE FUCK” jeremy: i forget whats that from me: it isnt lmao me: i just made it up jeremy: oh lmfao!
it’s not about you.
liar, you tempt me.
oh, i don’t know what to do. no guilt is in my heart. i don’t know what to do. i’m not the reason.
i won't give a damn, if only i knew how.
the most terrifying dream i've had in ages.
everyone i know, as well as their families, and i all live in this giant, hi-tech apartment building. it’s very luxurious and fancy and sleek. anyway, it’s night, and i’m looking at these old pictures of me and my friends (they were real pictures too, not fake pictures that a dream might make up), and then i get a phone call from a friend asking for a tripod for a camera...
“Lady Gaga wants to put jimmy hats on her fans’ little monsters as she joins with fashion designer Jeremy Scott to promote his Proper Attire line of prophylactics. “It’s not complicated, just a fashion statement,” Lady Gaga said in a press release about the collaboration. “Everybody wrap it up with Jeremy Scott for Proper Attire condoms.” According to MTV,...
i can't believe it.
i’ve become the mass tumblr i always used to be afraid of. seriously, i used to post once every few days or weeks. now it’s like 3-5 times a day. what the hell is going on with me.
today, i learned...
… that karma DOES exist, and it comes back 10 fold.
a few things.
1). i love how formspring spread in popularity right after jeremy introduced me to it. HELLO INFLUENCE! 2). who the fuck takes a profile picture in a LIBRARY?! i was working, and some kid was just holding his camera way up high, taking a picture in front of some books. seriously kids, get a life and a hobby. 3). i always like meeting people who can change my life. 4). i will be a photo-journalist...
i’m sad for the first time in ages. no, don’t ask me about it. i’ve gotta work this all out on my own.
shit's going crazy.
that about sums it up right now.
“I know a lot of music cultists who, for some ludicrous reason, believe that nice, catchy hooks are testament to a song’s ‘sell-out’ nature, which is untrue on so many levels.” the truest quote about music i have ever read. gnight, tumblr.
SelfNflictedComa: i realized something creepy about you, dionna, and i mr scene killer: o.o SelfNflictedComa: in ABC order, dionna, holly, mike, the number of letters go 6, 5,4. and the syllabels go 3, 2, and then one mr scene killer: how the fuck did you realize this rofl
my music tastes.
are going through another phase of changing. i’m really into moody, atmospheric, electronic, kind of… trip-hop style music, like Portishead, Sneaker Pimps, Tricky, Kidneythieves, Tapping the Vein, and the like. and i need to find more. i’ve been having so many musical epiphanies lately.